Bush and bin Laden Talk
What would U.S. President George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden have to say to each other?
January 6, 2003
It is no exaggeration to say that U.S. President George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden hate each other with vigor. But what would they have to say — if they were to meet in person? In our series of imaginary conversations between U.S. President George W. Bush and his foes, it is Osama bin Laden's turn.
President Bush, what is your view of Osama bin Laden?
“The evil one.”
(U.S. President George W. Bush, October 2001)
How do you think of the U.S. President, Osama?
“The pharaoh of this age.”
(Osama bin Laden, November 2002)
President Bush, why do you think the United States was attacked?
“They hate our freedoms.”
(U.S. President George W. Bush, July 2002)
Mr. bin Laden, how do you justify your war against America?
“Why should fear, killing, destruction, displacement, orphaning and widowing continue to be our lot — while security, stability and happiness be your lot?”
(Osama bin Laden, November 2002)
Mr. Bush, what principle guides the United States?
“This nation — in world war and in cold war — has never permitted the brutal and lawless to set history’s course.”
(U.S. President George W. Bush, October 2002)
Mr. bin Laden, is there more to come?
“What America is tasting now is something insignificant compared to what we have tasted for scores of years.”
(Osama bin Laden, September 2001)
Mr. President, what’s your reaction?
“We did not ask for this present challenge — but we accept it.”
(U.S. President George W. Bush, October 2002)
Mr. Bin Laden, how do you assess America's determination?
“Our battle against the Americans is far greater than our battle was against the Russians.”
(Osama bin Laden, September 2001)
President Bush, does that worry you?
“Men with no respect for life must never be allowed to control the ultimate instruments of death.”
(U.S. President George W. Bush, March 2002)
What motivates you and your supporters Mr. bin Laden?
“With small capabilities, and with our faith, we can defeat the greatest military power of modern times.”
(Osama bin Laden, Summer 2001)
Mr. Bush, how do you see Osama bin Laden?
“Deep in my heart, I know the man’s on the run — if he’s alive at all.”
(U.S. President George W. Bush, March 2002)
Mr. bin Laden, is your arsenal any match for the U.S. military?
“If I have indeed acquired nuclear weapons, then I thank God for enabling me to do so.”
(Osama bin Laden, November 2001)
President Bush, how do you think you can overcome the al Qaeda threat?
“Our country is strong. Terrorist acts can shake the foundation of our biggest buildings — but they cannot touch the foundation of America.”
(U.S. President George W. Bush, September 2001)
Mr. bin Laden?
"America is much weaker than it appears.”
(Osama bin Laden, Summer 2001)
Author
The Globalist
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